Take time to Chug

If you never had a chance to see "Three Sheets" you really missed out.

The premise behind the show was Zane Lamprey, an everyman type person, travels the world to explore the local drinking culture and hangover remedies. Along the way we meet crazy people, learn how to toast in several languages and make up new phrases like, "Jim-the-Cop'd", "Pleepleus" and "ski patrol".

This is a show best watched with friends as there is also an unofficial drinking game associated with each episode.

Here are the rules from the Three Sheets Wiki:

The Drinking Game
Three Sheets doubles as a drinking game. The game was introduced in the second episode of Season 1, Costa Rica, and included the first three rules. Since then other rules have been invented and added to the game.

1. When Zane drinks, you drink.
2. The first person to see Pleepleus the monkey gets to make someone else drink.
3. When Zane talks about his friend Steve McKenna (or when his photo pops up), it's a social (everybody drinks).
4. When Zane burps, the last person to give the "good burp" sign drinks.
5. If someone "Jim-the-Cops"(spills their beverage) while drinking, everyone drinks. If you Jim-the-Cop, you have to buy someone a drink or when at home, it's your turn to run to the fridge. This rule was introduced during theNY Pub Crawl.
6. If you spot Zane holding a drink improperly (see below), you can make someone else drink.

Proper Ways to Hold a Drink:
Foo Foo Drink: This would be a drink that masks the taste of alcohol with the taste of sugar. They are sweet, blended, brightly colored, or have an umbrella in them. In this case, Zane's pinky should be up in the air.
Man-Grip Drink: This is a general drink, like a Beer, Jack & Coke, Vodka Cranberry, where the sweetness doesn't hide the taste of alcohol. In this case, all of Zane's fingers should be in contact with the glass.
Gentleman's Drink: Think Frank Sinatra. This is a straight-up spirit, like Bourbon, Scotch, Tequila, or anything else that is not cut (except by water, vermouth, or club soda). All fingers should be on the glass except for the index finger-- It should be pointing out with confidence.

The best thing is the show is still available on Amazon and Hulu...go watch it...I'll wait.

Now the dementedly funny minds that brought you "Three Sheets" and its follow-up "Drinking Made Easy" are working on a new show and they need your help.

Head over to kickstarter and help these guys bring you more of the world culture they don't teach you in school. They have a day left and are in the home stretch.

But what is Chug? Hear it from the man himself.



Take the cost of a beer and tip and donate to bring this show back.

Anchor Chucker - Win a bottle of homebrew

Anchor Chucker: n. A person who gives up being a Chief Petty Officer for better pay. (see Warrant Officer)

There are two schools of  thought when it comes to the enlisted career path in the Coast Guard, you move through the ranks of being a Chief Petty Officer or you go for Warrant Officer. Neither is the right or wrong path but there are a lot of people out there to tell you otherwise. Whether you believe in "Once a Chief, always a Chief" or not, this beer is named for all of those who passed on their anchors to a new breed as they moved up to bigger things.

The name is in jest but I picture it as a "Real Men of Genius" type beer. I would like to reach out to my readers for an inspirational description. The prize for the best one will be a bottle of homebrew shipped direct to you. So put on your thinking caps and help me write a funny homage to those who have chucked the anchor...this beer's for them. Leave a comment below or email me your entry.

This is an experimental single malt and single hop ale brewed with a touch of honey and Cooper's Ale yeast.

I looked at this as a three continent brew. I used Bohemian Pilsner malt from Europe, El Dorado hops from North America and Cooper's Ale yeast from Australia.

Here is the recipe.

When I brewed I was worried that it wasn't going to turn out. I somehow miscalculated the liquid amounts and over topped the carboy before I added my yeast. Don't know how I did it but...what can you do?

It actually turned out really tasty. I did add a little too much honey at bottling so it pours with a very lively head. Once it settles down though it turns into a great summer session beer.

Why We Love Our Disney Gal Moms

A little cross posting never hurt anyone...

Hey everyone it's Paul, Disney Gal Judy's son. I've hijacked the Gals Page today as a surprise for them from those that love them.

Here are our favorite memories, tidbits and the reasons we love our Disney Gal moms.

Disney Gal Beth

My wife and the mother to our three wonderful boys, Beth is Elastigirl and Cinderella rolled into one. Like Elastigirl, she does everything within her super-powers to make life happy and enjoyable for her family.  Like Cinderella, she cleans a lot without complaint. OK, hopefully everyone sees that last part as a silly joke! Like Cinderella she is beautiful, graceful, and has made my life happily ever after (throw in a few magical kisses). And not to be forgotten, she is our resident expert travel agent for all things Disney!!!

Happy Mother's Day, we love you!

Ryan, Tommy, Jack, and Connor












Disney Gal Laura



















I love you mommy - Connor

Disney Gal Kelly

As a daughter of a Disney Cruise Line fanatic, it was no surprise to me when my mom said she wanted to try everything the ship has to offer. I didn’t, however, expect her to fly up to 1000ft in the air! Without a doubt, parasailing with my mom is my (and my siblings’) favorite memory with her.  She went up with my brother, and my sister and I could still hear her talking at 600ft in the air. When she returned to the ground, it was time for me and my sister to soar. Every person who parasails has the opportunity to have their feet dipped or body dunked in the ocean. While my sister and I were putting on our gear, my mom pulled the man in charge and secretly had him arrange us to be completely dunked in the ocean! We didn’t see it coming, and when we were dunked into the ocean, my mom pulled out her camera and took a few (embarrassing) photos. She took some more photos when we came out from the water-- soaking wet. I’ve never seen her laugh so hard before in my life. Seeing her that happy and enjoying herself that much made me realize that moments like this don’t happen very often, and when they do, should be cherished and appreciated as often as possible.

Disney Gal Gayle


Many of you know our mom as Disney Gal Gayle but we know her as Mommy.  In honor of Mother’s Day we would like to share a few of our Disney Memories with you.

Since I am the oldest and the only girl of course it makes sense for me to go first.

My fondest Disney Memory with my mom it is so hard to pick just one.  I guess though it would have to be when we took Zachary there for the first time.  To me it was the first time that I realized just how special Disneyland truly is when you are able to see it through a child’s eyes.  Disneyland has always had a special place in my heart and it is a place that I know that no matter what kind of day I may be having that the minute I step through those gates that all my worries and fears go away and I can be a kid myself.  My mom not only taught me that but showed me that and I cannot wait until our next trip to Disneyland so that we can have more memories.  By the way mom I am planning on us going this summer so time for you and me to start planning that 

As we all know Kevin is a man of few words so here are his few:

After my daughter was born my mom couldn't wait to take her to Disneyland and before we knew it, we had a little Disney diva on our hands. When Moya got too old to be snuck in as under 3, my mom helped pay to get her an annual pass. A couple of years later when my son got too big, we all got annual passes. Now we have a large collection of Disney DVD’s, the kids often dress as Disney characters for Halloween, and if we have nothing else going on during the weekends, we go to Disneyland (and sometimes during the week.)
Here is something from the favorite child although I am not sure why he gets to be the favorite I still think I should be the favorite since I am the only girl……

My fondest Disney memory involving me and my mom though is only sort of a Disney trip.  Back when I was in elementary school I was part of the young astronaut program that my mom ran after school.  We did multiple sciences and space related projects and had many field trips including to NASA @ Moffet field.  Finally she decided it would be a good idea to take a group of us back to Florida to go to some science related places, including EPCOT.   During spring break of my seventh grade year it was time for the trip.  We were off to Orlando and EPCOT, and downtown Disney.  Although we only got to spend one day at EPCOT it was the most memorable part of the trip.  Getting to go on all of the different rides and see the different attractions.  Of course no Disney trip with my mom would be complete without waiting for hours to see Fantasmic. Now our mom has Fantasmic down to a system she knows where to sit and how to get a seat without having to wait for hours.  So if anyone needs tips on that when they come to California just ask our mom.  I also cannot think of Disneyworld, or see a pair of Mickey gloves and not think about that trip and the fun we had.

And finally the boy who is graduating in 3 weeks…….

My favorite Disney memory is from my birthday trip to Walt Disneyworld. But there isn't just one memory it was the whole trip. From stopping at every photo pass, to listening in on people conversations at the bus stops, to the race and after party( which you may not remember) or meeting your Disney gals. The whole trip was magical.

Mom we wish you a very magical and Happy Mother’s Day.  We love you very much and cannot wait to have more Disney memories with you.


Disney Gal Heather

A few words about Heather: Happy mother's day to a current and future mother, who always is a beacon of love and support for her family. We love you very much and hope you enjoy your special day!









Disney Gal Tricia

Here's a note from Makena for Tricia Kalita: Her favorite memory at Disney with her mom is having lunch at Cinderella's castle.  And her funniest memory is when mommy went to Disney with the Disney Gals and carried a picture of Makena on a stick in all the photos. Makena loves mommy so much!!! Happy Mother's Day from Makena, Daddy, Kingston, and Bailey.




Disney Gal Lynette

Lynette and her daughter


Disney Gal Lori

Lori Hope Fries isn't just the best Disney Mom, she's undeniably the best mom in the world to us three boys.

We were trained at an early age to be park commandos: the ideal Disney Sons. Old pictures show us young boys drained from exhaustion, but that never stopped us from chanting our motto, "One more ride!"  We were always up for rope drop in the morning, and 'first play' before lines got too crowded. But now that we've gotten older and a bit lazier (us boys, never our mom of course), she even lets us sleep in. We're always willing to stay until the park closes, though… unless Mom booked an ADR at Yachstman, Jiko, or O'hana, that is.

She's taught us the ins and outs, the secrets and the shortcuts, and even all the acronyms. If you thought she was tough to beat at Disney trivia, just wait until you take on the Fries Brothers. We've been to Disney Resorts in Florida, California, Hong Kong, and Tokyo - slashing items from our bucket lists. Whether it's a special trip with just one of us and her, or the rare occasion where all three sons and their mom are back together, Lori Hope Fries continually proves that she's the master of fun and surprises.

So this one goes out to you, Mom! You deserve a Disney Princess coronation.

Through pouring rain, with or without ponchos, forever by your side,
Love, your Disney Sons - Jared, Dennis and Sammy

Disney Gal Judy

When I was asked what my favorite Disney memory is, there was many things that ran through my mind at once. Losing Uncle Jose at Disney and in the same trip having to find the EMS for Grandma. The trip with my best friend Edwin, my cousin Vernon, and Grammie. If I had to choose I would have to say it was seeing the look on my wife's face when she saw Winnie the Pooh in person for the first time. How she ran to hug him even though his handler was trying to get him in back. How it made everyone my Mom, Dad, Me and most of all Maggie smile so big. Thanks to my Mom and Dad that moment was possible. - Brian and Maggie

What can I say about my mom Judy...

Judy is always there when someone needs anything. She has welcomed two wonderful women into our family and loved them like they were her own children, not just her daughter-in-laws. I've seen her welcome our friends, some of whom have placed dibs on parts of the Disney collection at the house, into our home time after time with no questions asked as to why they needed a place to stay. While I'll never fully understand why she loves Disney so much, I do know it's rubbed off on all of us.

I have two favorite Disney memories of her. The first is how happy she was when she stayed at the Waldorf Astoria on property for the first time and the hotel upgraded us to one of the two best rooms in the whole hotel.

The second favorite Disney memory is our pre-trip planning ritual. I love the planning, looking into where we're staying, what tours and restaurants we're going to do. It makes me look forward to the trip even more.

Mom, I know we're not around as much as you'd like but know you're always on our mind. We love you. - Paul and Renee

To all the Disney Gals from your daughters, sons, furry kids, husbands and the rest of those we end up calling family...Happy Mother's Day! We love you all.

Constants and Variables: SMaSH Brewing and Bioshock Infinite

"There's always a lighthouse, there's always a man, there's always a city." -Elizabeth, Bioshock Infinite

"We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself." --Fritz Maytag, President, Anchor Steam Brewing

WARNING, this post and the links contained herein contains spoilers. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

It's probably no lighting bolt from the sky for me to say that beer and video games go together. Nothing says, "have a cold one" like tearing through a few levels of your favorite shooter or role playing game. The choice you have for beer as a consumer is almost as infinite as the the worlds described in quantum physics. In the end there are constants and variables.

The constants:
There is always a game
There is always a beverage

The variables:
What game to play
What beverage to drink

It's all about constants and variables. You never row, you will always just sit there until you move. You will always be confined to enjoy commercial beer until you try brewing your own. The only way to that city is to be cleansed in the sweet baptismal waters of brewing your own beer at home.

In Bioshock Infinite you are asked to, "bring us the girl and wipe away the debt." While it's not clear until the end what debt you need to clear and why you need to bring the girl, that choice that was made for you before the game started is what sends you on the wild ride up the rabbit hole.

Do you throw the ball at the couple or the announcer?

Heads or tails?

These are some of the perceived choices the game gives you but in the end, whether you chose the bird or the cage, the choice has no impact to the overall story.

There is always a lighthouse.

The state of beer right now also gives the consumer the perception of choice. The problem is, unless you do your homework, your choices sometimes have less impact than you think. I willingly choose to drink craft beer. I look for the independent local producers to try but now there are big brewers hiding behind fake labels that look like independent brewers. Beware these false shepherds.

Constants and variables...there are always IPAs, Pale Ales, Stouts and Lagers each brewery puts their own spin on it.

The light in the dark that leads you to doors of infinite possibilities is learning to brew your own. You never have to worry if that pale ale is made by an independent or a big brewer because it's made by you. You can find great, easy to follow guides to beginning home brewing on YouTube and at the American Homebrewers Association. It's not as hard as you think. I'm not going to regurgitate how to brew here. Go look it up, we'll wait.

Beer is made from malted grains, hops, yeast and water. These are the constants, the variables lie in what grains, yeast, water and hops you use.

This is what SMaSH brewing is about. Constants and variables. Single Malt and Single Hop. Choose and learn the secrets. Brewing this way will teach you how flavors interact with each other. It will teach you what the true flavors of different malt types are when paired to different hop varieties. Use the same yeast for different batches with different hops and malts and you get to see how the yeast interacts to develop the flavors we all love.

Once you learn how the ingredients interact you have the keys to the universe. No matter what choice you make, remember one thing is true; There is always a beer, there is always a person, there is always a choice.